Thursday, January 05, 2006

Post Xmas Sale Best Seller


Due to the excessive amounts of "smartness, niceness and aceness" she possesses, a massive toy conglomerate has finally wised up and launched a doll in honour of The Suze. It comes with a variety of outfits including a legion of Ben Sherman shirts, black pantaloons, Calvin Klein jeans, Bonds stripey two piece swim-suits and Mary Janes and trainers for the feet. It is available with a talking function that features Suzie's most popular phrases- "You're mean!", "A spiteful little Schoolyard pinch." and "Gnocchi from the ground up." Accessories sold separately are a replica Micra and a fold out futon.

Coming soon... Tickle Me Suzie and Inflatable Suzie.

1 Comments:

Blogger susanna said...

"Is that how you see me?????!!!!!"

4:42 PM  

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